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	<title>小棗棧 &#187; funny</title>
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	<description>What I called myself is small potato. 一個士麼普爹圖既生活點滴</description>
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		<title>買馬投注指南</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[betting guide]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>今日係龍年第一日既賽馬. 如果你係買馬新丁總對繁多而複雜既買馬方法無從入手. 小棗從正常渠道獲得一份投注指南. 小棗只視買馬為娛樂, 一年只會買一兩日馬, 每場以 $10 一注最多買 $50, 記住小賭宜情大賭亂性. 切勿沉迷賭博! 祝大家今日贏多  D!</p> 彩池 獲取彩金資格 獨贏 揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名馬匹 位置 揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名, 第 2 名或第 3 名馬匹; 或在只有 4 至 6 匹宣佈出賽馬匹之賽事中, 揀中第 1 名或第 2 名馬匹 連贏 揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名及第 2 名馬匹, 毋須順序 位置 Q 揀中一場賽事中頭 3 名馬匹中的任何兩匹, 毋須順序 三重彩 在一場賽事中, 順序揀中第 1 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>今日係龍年第一日既賽馬. 如果你係買馬新丁總對繁多而複雜既買馬方法無從入手. 小棗從正常渠道獲得一份投注指南. 小棗只視買馬為娛樂, 一年只會買一兩日馬, 每場以 $10 一注最多買 $50, 記住小賭宜情大賭亂性. 切勿沉迷賭博! 祝大家今日贏多  D!</p>
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<td style="text-align: center;" width="75%">獲取彩金資格</td>
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<td>獨贏</td>
<td>揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名馬匹</td>
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<td>位置</td>
<td>揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名, 第 2 名或第 3 名馬匹; 或在只有 4 至 6 匹宣佈出賽馬匹之賽事中, 揀中第 1 名或第 2 名馬匹</td>
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<td>連贏</td>
<td>揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名及第 2 名馬匹, 毋須順序</td>
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<td>位置 Q</td>
<td>揀中一場賽事中頭 3 名馬匹中的任何兩匹, 毋須順序</td>
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<td>三重彩</td>
<td>在一場賽事中, 順序揀中第 1 名, 第 2 名及第 3 名馬匹</td>
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<td>單 T</td>
<td>揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名, 第 2 名及第 3 名馬匹, 毋須順序</td>
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<td>四連環</td>
<td>揀中一場賽事中的第 1 名, 第 2 名, 第 3 名及第 4 名馬匹, 毋須順序</td>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<td style="text-align: center;" width="20%">彩池</td>
<td style="text-align: center;" width="40%">過關投注</td>
<td style="text-align: center;" width="40%">混合過關投注</td>
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<td>獨贏</td>
<td rowspan="4">選 2 至 6 關, 每關必須以相同彩池投注例如: 獨贏 -&gt; 獨贏</td>
<td rowspan="4">選 2 至 6 關, 每關必須以不同彩池投注例如: 獨贏 -&gt; 位置 -&gt; 連贏</td>
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<td>位置</td>
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<td>連贏</td>
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<td>位置 Q</td>
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<td>單 T</td>
<td>選 2 至 3 關, 每關必須以單 T 彩池投注</td>
<td style="text-align: center;">不適用</td>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<td style="text-align: center;" width="25%">彩池</td>
<td style="text-align: center;" width="75%">獲取彩金資格</td>
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<td>孖寶</td>
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<li>在指定之兩場賽事中均揀中第 1 名馬匹</li>
<li>安慰獎: 在指定之兩場賽事中, 第 1 關揀中第 1 名馬匹及第 2 關揀中第 2 名馬匹</li>
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<td>三寶</td>
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<li>在指定之三場賽事中均揀中第 1 名馬匹</li>
<li>安慰獎: 在指定之三場賽事中, 首兩關均揀中第 1 名馬匹及尾關揀中第 2 名馬匹</li>
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<td>孖 T</td>
<td>在指定之兩場賽事中均揀中第 1 名, 第 2 名及第 3 名馬匹, 毋須順序</td>
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<td>三 T</td>
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<li>在指定之三場賽事中均揀中第 1 名, 第 2 名及第 3 名馬匹, 毋須順序</li>
<li>安慰獎: 在指定之三場賽事中揀中首兩關第 1 名, 第 2 名及第 3 名馬匹, 毋須順序</li>
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<td>六環彩</td>
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<li>在指定之六場賽事的每一關均揀中第 1 名或第 2 名馬匹</li>
<li>六寶獎: 在指定之六關均揀中第 1 名馬匹</li>
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<p>參考資料: 香港賽馬會</p>
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		<title>新年快樂 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[我有嘢講]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>恭喜發財, 新年快樂, 龍馬精神, 財源廣進, 身體健康</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>郊外一日遊之慢慢長路</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<title>扮深奧 IQ 題</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>一個農夫用 $8 買了一隻雞, 以 $9 賣出, 再以 $10 買入另一隻雞, 最後以 $11 賣出.</p> <p>請問最後農夫賺了多少錢?</p> <p>A. 3 B. 2 C. 1</p> <p>其實小棗還未找到確實既答案, 不過可以同大家分享一下小棗自己既答案. 大部分人都應為答案是 B, 小棗卻應為答案是 C. 如果將以上行為化為數學算式會是:</p> <p>-8+9-10+11</p> <p>如果直接計算當然是 2, 亦即是答案 B. 其實不然.</p> <p>原因可能大部分朋友都只著重賺了多少錢的問題上, 其實有否想過這個買賣行為當中除了賺錢之外還要考慮另一個因素 &#8211; 借貸成本. 問題在於農夫怎樣從手中的 $9 買到價值 $10 的雞? 現實生活中, 農夫需要做一點東西才可令手中的 $9 變為可購買價值 $10 的東西, 例如借錢或扺押. 所以農夫雖然賺了 $2, 他需歸還借回來的 $1, 最後他只賺 $1. 答案為 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>一個農夫用 $8 買了一隻雞, 以 $9 賣出, 再以 $10 買入另一隻雞, 最後以 $11 賣出.</p>
<p>請問最後農夫賺了多少錢?</p>
<p>A. 3<br />
B. 2<br />
C. 1</p>
<p>其實小棗還未找到確實既答案, 不過可以同大家分享一下小棗自己既答案. 大部分人都應為答案是 B, 小棗卻應為答案是 C. 如果將以上行為化為數學算式會是:</p>
<blockquote><p>-8+9-10+11</p></blockquote>
<p>如果直接計算當然是 2, 亦即是答案 B. 其實不然.</p>
<p>原因可能大部分朋友都只著重賺了多少錢的問題上, 其實有否想過這個買賣行為當中除了賺錢之外還要考慮另一個因素 &#8211; 借貸成本. 問題在於農夫怎樣從手中的 $9 買到價值 $10 的雞? 現實生活中, 農夫需要做一點東西才可令手中的 $9 變為可購買價值 $10 的東西, 例如借錢或扺押. 所以農夫雖然賺了 $2, 他需歸還借回來的 $1, 最後他只賺 $1. 答案為 C.</p>
<p>雖然大部分財務計算都用數式用表達, 但亦證明如果表達不好當中有部分過程會被隱藏. 如果對答案有任何意見都歡迎討論一下.</p>
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		<title>末來泊車方法</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 02:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>依種科技真係好好&#8230; 如果解決了使用上既困難. 好難想像操控既人一時失手會點. </p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>依種科技真係好好&#8230; 如果解決了使用上既困難. 好難想像操控既人一時失手會點.<br />
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		<title>笑話一則 &#8211; 慢一倍</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 16:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>問題: 1.6GHz 既 CPU 有多快</p> <p>答案: 慢 3.2GHz CPU 既一倍</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>問題: 1.6GHz 既 CPU 有多快</p>
<p>答案: 慢 3.2GHz CPU 既一倍</p>
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		<title>劉子千 &#8211; 唸你</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>用經典既唱腔演繹就會變成經典嗎?</p> <p></p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>用經典既唱腔演繹就會變成經典嗎?</p>
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		<title>請在一米綫外等候</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 09:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>唔知外國人睇唔睇得明依個英文指示呢? </p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>唔知外國人睇唔睇得明依個英文指示呢?<br />
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		<title>增加見工機會既方法 &#8211; 搞笑篇</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 07:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>參考一下其他面試人仕既經驗都可以增加見工既機會.</p> <p></p> ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<title>[轉載] What should I do to marry a rich guy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 03:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Ho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to be honest of what I&#8217;m going to say here. I&#8217;m 25 this year. I&#8217;m very pretty, have style and good taste.  I wish to marry a guy with $500k  annual salary or above.</p> <p>You might say that I&#8217;m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to be honest of what I&#8217;m going to say here. I&#8217;m 25 this year. I&#8217;m very pretty, have style and good taste.  I wish to marry a guy with $500k  annual salary or above.</p>
<p>You might say that I&#8217;m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.</p>
<p>My requirement is not high.  Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?  Are you all married?</p>
<p>I wanted to ask:  what should I do to marry rich persons like you?</p>
<p>Among those I&#8217;ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.</p>
<p>If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?),  $250k annual income is not enough.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m here humbly to ask a few questions:<br />
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)<br />
2) Which age group should I target?<br />
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking?  I&#8217;ve met a few girls who don&#8217;t  have looks and are not interesting,  but they are able  to marry rich guys.</p>
<p>4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend?  (my target now is to get married)</p>
<p>Ms. Pretty</p>
<p>A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:</p>
<p>Dear Ms. Pretty,<br />
I have read your post with great interest.  Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.</p>
<p>My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope<br />
everyone believes that I&#8217;m not wasting time here.</p>
<p>From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.</p>
<p>Put the details aside, what you&#8217;re trying to do is an exchange of &#8220;beauty&#8221; and &#8220;money&#8221; :  Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.</p>
<p>However, there&#8217;s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year,  but you can&#8217;t be prettier year after year.</p>
<p>Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It&#8217;s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.</p>
<p>By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a &#8220;trading position&#8221;.<br />
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term &#8211; same goes with the marriage that you wanted.   It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or &#8220;leased&#8221;.</p>
<p>Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool;  we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.</p>
<p>Hope this reply helps.  If you are interested in &#8220;leasing&#8221; services, do contact me.</p>
<p>signed,<br />
J.P. Morgan CEO</p>
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